If you're reading this, do not worry.

After a couple of pages you will not want to be here. So forget it. Stay away. Get out while you're still whole.

Save yourself.

Surely there is something better on TV. Or, since you have so much free time, maybe you could do a night course. Become doctor. You can do something useful with your life. Take yourself to dinner. Color your hair.

You're not getting any younger.

At first what is said here is going to piss off. Then it will become increasingly worse.